A conversation:
"Why do you have a runny nose?"
"Sometimes I have to eat spiders and stuff and that gets germs inside me. So my nose runs."
"You don't eat spiders," I said.
"I know. I'm just kidding."
A story:
"There was a pumpkin walking in the street then it got hit by a car and broke his legs. But then he got new ones from the doctor. Then he found an apple and they became friends. Then he made apple juice." (Not too sure he realizes how morbid his story ended.)
A failed lesson:
"If we plant this acorn in the ground, what do you think will happen?"
"It will grow!"
"Into what?"
"A butterfly!!!"
A quote (or two):
"Miss Peri, you know teachers have little spankers? You know that?"
"I missed you yesterday. You were with your sister right? Why'd you go gone with her?"
xo.pa
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