quotes from the tinies.

"I'm never gonna pee in my pants again. Okay, Miss Peri?"
"Okay."
"And I keep a promise."


"Where did you're work go?"
"I threw it away."
"Why did you that?"
"Well I sneezded and my nose was just too close to my paper so germs got blown all over it. I had to throw it away."


"I can't really see it. Maybe I can ask my grandma to borrow her glasses."


"[Insert boy name], if you keep being mean to us you're not going to be allowed to come back to our school!"


"That wasn't me that farted. It was just my fat rubbing the chair."









xo.pa